There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
lionheartedbeth replied to your post “So I think I’m going to Florida for 2 weeks next July whaaaaat”omg what part?
Orlando! So for like Disney and Universal etc I’M SO EXCITED
It’ll be with a friend and his family :)
Speaking as a native of this area, you may wish to do some intensive wet sauna training before you come here in July. Get one of those tiny handheld fans with a water reserve , sit in the sauna and strive for 8 hours. You can do it!
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES